In Macronie, a review of the culture so lean that it is anorexic
Dans notre série* « Il n’y a rien de mieux pour flinguer une carrière politique qu’un poste de ministre de la Culture », Françoise Nyssen, Franck Riester et Roselyne Bachelot, passagers en seconde classe de la Macronie, font fort pour ne rien faire.
With Françoise Nyssen suspected a moment of conflicts of interest and victim of her setbacks with the town planning code, Franck Riester, political eel, discreetly exfiltrated from the government between two confinements, and Roselyne Bachelot, in the outskirtEmbarrassment, which Jean Castex calls "my lioness", Macronie offers the poor assessment of its little zeal for culture and its inaction in terms of architecture on the part of the three successive ministers.
Françoise Nyssen (May 17, 2017 - October 16, 2018)
Daughter of the founder of Actes Sud, a small publishing house created in 1968 in Arles by Hubert Nyssen, essayist, poet and Belgian writer naturalized French in 1976, Françoise Nyssen studied in Belgium chemistry and biochemistry and, at the same time (thiswhich predestine to macronism) town planning within the renowned Saint-Luc Institute in Brussels.His diploma will open access to the Directorate of Architecture of the Belgian Ministry of the Environment and the Living Executive.
In 1980, she joined her father in Paradou, Provençal village on the southern slope of the Alpilles and gradually took responsibilities, by diversifying them, from the Paternal publishing house.In 1991, she received the widow Clicquot prize from the businesswoman of the year!Champagne!
His political commitment was then limited to the signing, in 2007, of a manifesto of women of letters in favor of Ségolène Royal.
His appointment to the post of Minister of Culture is the surprise of the chief.One of the first, ungrateful tasks of the new tenant on rue de Valois will be to watch, with regard to architecture, to the application of the decrees of the law on freedom of creation, architectureand the heritage (LCAP law) adopted under the previous legislature.Law renamed with malice "scalp law" by architectural chronicles, having regard to the fierce conditions of the dismissal of Fleur Pellerin which had brought it before Parliament.
Françoise Nyssen will face a more conflicting text, the Elan law, supposedly intended, to "facilitate the construction of new housing and to protect the most fragile".A recurring theme for a long time!This time, this text, disputed and questionable, will provoke the architects with a big day of mobilization on May 17, 2018 and an unexpected attempt from the minister to remove the ground: "Create a desire for architecture!»»
The legislator had accustomed us in recent years to give bird names to legislative suppositories: thus the Alur de Cécile Duflot law, supposed to promote (already) access to housing;In 2015, the law of mobilization for housing and the fight against exclusion, called soft law, corresponded to the "normal" presidency of François Hollande.With Françoise Nyssen, Macronie gave the desire for architecture, an unexpected Freudian dimension that can nevertheless bring together some nostalgic from the School of Fine Arts which had climbed Mont Bouduglan, the highest point in Talviékistan, a very pilgrimage placePrized by the architects of the old school, an inexhaustible source of inspiration, for those who then knew the six verses of the "firefighter".
Françoise Nyssen, rue de Valois, will have many other subjects of concerns and protest, increasingly lively, of her action.The seraglio will run the noise that it is "a pebble in the president's shoe".But curiously, it is architecture, again, more than the conflicts of interest linked to the subsidies which benefits from the southern acts from the National Center of the Book, which will sound the Glas of its express passage on rue de Valois: in theoccurrence, construction without a license in 2012, in the Hôtel d'Aguessau (ISMH) of a 150 m² mezzanine, revealed by Le Canard Enchaîné.The duck will establish that it was not a try since South Acadens had previously done important work, in Arles, without consulting the A.B.F.Definitely, a flesh and a final point to his political career.
Franck Riester (October 16, 2018 - July 6, 2020)
Coulommiers is a cheese of soft, not pressed and not cooked cow's milk.How is it distinguished from the Brie de Meaux or that of Melun, it takes all the political flexibility of an elected official of the terroir, such as Franck Riester (graduate of ESSEC) to understand it.
First in the wake of Guy Drut, deputy mayor of Coulommiers, he betrays him when he was appointed Minister of Chirac, and became mayor in 2008 on his own list.In 2012, thanks to intense local activity, he conquered a second term under the UMP label (which will become the Republicans in 2015).He nevertheless votes for marriage for all and supports the PMA announced by the socialists.During the primary on the right, he joined Bruno Lemaire in 2016 and castigates Emmanuel Macron occasionally in incendiary tweets.In 2017, he resisted the Macronian wave and immediately joined the group Les Républicains Constructif UDI and independent, which he co-prresses.He created Acting the following year, joined the presidential majority on the occasion of the reshuffle of October 16, 2018 and moved to rue de Valois with the morocco of his choice.
Regarding architecture, Franck Riester does not do in the Litote.He simply wants: "deconstruct preconceived ideas on architecture and architects".Help Derrida!
In its declarations, there are not very reconciliable commitments: on the one hand, contribute to the energy neutrality of the building by using knowledge on materials;On the other hand, knowing how to reuse the existing building "to preserve soil and the natural environment".In filigree, it is the concept of "resource city" which takes shape: "I encourage you to invest urban centers.One of the challenges of the municipal elections is to rethink the city centers, especially in medium and intermediate cities ".
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For once, the minister's political meaning is default because the pandemic will have changed the order of priorities.To height of misfortune, he is the first member of the government to be diagnosed COVID-19 on March 9, 2020, without heavy consequences.
We have seen it, he's a gifted politician.To the point of being renewed by Jean Castex (July 2020), Minister Delegate responsible for foreign trade and attractiveness (sic).An attractive position, no doubt ....
Roselyne Bachelot (July 6, 2020 -…)
Daughter of Jean Narquin, dental surgeon, former resistance fighter and Gaullist deputy, Roselyne is a doctor in pharmacy, politician, radio and French television host.Ecology and sustainable development with Raffarin under the chairmanship Chirac, Health and Sport, then solidarity and social cohesion with Fillon and Sarkozy, she amazed them by a faconde adapted to men and circumstances.Thus we learn that in his college of good-sisters (retirement of the Sacred Heart in Angers), a nun had taken love for her in terminal.She sent him sweet words, fiery letters.The nun called Roselyne Bachelot "My little courageous mask".
A premonitory false blaze when it is caught by the COVID-19, on March 20, 2021 and will leave the hospital on April 1 (sic)!We will also learn that she has been practicing piano since the age of three and a half and song until the age of twenty.His passion for the opera dates from his first trip to Verona.This complacency with regard to herself, a line of her character, will even push her to deliver some pseudo-confidences in a work of circumstance (published in 2019 at Glénat) piloted by Guillaume Gomez, cook of the Élysée,Alongside Philippe Faure and Jean-Robert Pitte, with a snoring title: the cooks of the French Republic.Unfortunately, his pen is not cut to the dimension of the subject and is limited to some sub-prefecture anecdotes.
In 2012, she returned her apron, published on fire and blood on the 2012 presidential campaign of Sarko (small cuvée compared to the next) and joined the animation on radio and television.She even asks for a press card!We see her in entertainment and information shows, with Fogiel on RTL, LCI and also with Cyril Hanouna on Europe 1 (Les feet in the dish, in 2014).She then passes (2015 - 2020) at Laurent Ruquier in the big heads.In March 2018, she played with Myriam El Khomri and Marlène Schiapppa a representation of vagina monologues at the Bobino theater.The benefits of the show go to the feminist collective against rape.
Roselyne Bachelot, viper language in a composition role in which she excels, was sentenced on November 6, 2017 to a 500 euros suspended sentence and 10,000 euros in damages for accused the tennis player Rafael Nadal of doping doping.
Her return to politics on July 6, 2020, when she had declared several times not to consider it, is mocked on social networks where one does not hesitate to recall some of her protrusions including the most sulfurousFor a former Minister of Health, is gratin: "War is like coke: it's good at first, but then it destroys".
And also, more in line with the news: "Managing a health crisis is driving a ferrari on a icy road".And again, what earned him the price of political humor in 2008: "The bobsleigh is like love: we hesitate at the beginning, we find it very well during and we regret that it is already finished after".
His comic is a mixture of cooking and humor that a gossip of big heads calls "bacheloring".In the bourgeois genre not at all frightened it will be overwhelmed by Blanche Gardin, less Gallic and desalged pimpêche.In the big heads, she will push the gender parity until competing with Jean-Marie Bigard and his ass stories in the first degree.
She returned, once Minister, see her former comrades and left them by saying to them "You have to keep my place warm!"The rest of his "career" is therefore assured.At 75, Roselyne still protects her backs!
If her arrival on rue de Valois was sometimes welcomed, giving the illusion of defending the artists, she denounced the distrust of cinema professionals "criticism towards government policy while they receive important subsidies and aid linked to thecrisis ".She dismisses: "these are rich problems", raising an outcry among interested parties.
In terms of architecture, the new tenant on rue de Valois found a petition of 200 signatures on its desk, emanating from teachers and researchers from schools of architecture.Some speeches, waves, today his assessment is meager, even if the speech is fatty.She expressed herself last January in a 6 -minute video lozenge by closing the vows 2021 of the CNOA by a calinotherapy session which this institution needs the court of appeal confirmed on October 15, 2020 the conviction of the'Order of architects for anti -competitive practices at 1.5 million euros fine.Not sure that Roselyne's sweet words have the slightest influence on the Court of Cassation which will have to confirm or not the condemnation.
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*"There is nothing better to shoot a political career than a post of Minister of Culture" - the series - The first part travels the period from André Malraux to Maurice Druon.- The second, under Giscard, returns to the express passages at the Ministry of Culture of Michel Guy and Françoise Giroud.-In the third episode, by Michel d'Ornano and Jean-Philippe Lecat, only one dies in his bed.-1981–1993, Mitterrand years: at culture, chased away Lang-Léotard-decade 1993-2002: Douste and Catherinettes, it is not Toubon-2004-2012: rue de Valois, three cute, and rascalsWith that, and a cute - 2012 - 2017: Three ministers of normal culture? - 2017 - 2021: in Macronie, an assessment of the culture so lean that it is anorexic (provisional)
